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Men’s Rules (that women should know)

This goes with The 16 Commandments of Poon and a couple other articles floating around here.

  1. Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
  2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities to see if we can find the perfect present . . . . again!
  3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
  4. Sunday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
  5. Don’t cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you’re stuck with her.

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The 55 Laws of being Alpha Male

I found this one once a long time ago and since I shared the 16 Commandments of Poon which is a decent post about the perspective of a pick up artist and being an alpha male I thought I’d share this little thing too.  This one is a bit more of a list of things to do if you want to be a jerk but some might have some merit.  Enjoy, if you choose to enjoy.  =)

Confidence is the woman getting.
  1. Always take up a lot of space. Beta-males always shrink up as ifthey were apologizing for their own personal waste of space. Beterritorial. Claim it because you own it.
  1. Be calmer than everyone around you. Stress (talking about it orshowing it) is an indicator of Beta-male status. Be unaffected by whatothers are affected by. Heat, sweat, cold, stress, etc…Leaders are aloof and confident.
  1. Slow down body movements. Visualize moving in a pool. Relax your eyelids.
  1. Resist the fear that you will piss people off. Be willing to be distracted when someone is talking to you. Be willing to take the lead and end the conversation when you want to. You should be the initiator for most conversations too.
  1. STOP trying to please everyone and make him or her like you. Start qualifying everyone and don’t give any fake smiles, laughs or gestures until they EARN IT!
  1. Develop a sense of impudence: Take liberties you know you deserve.
  2. Know your own worth. When someone does you a favor or gives you something, don’t over appreciate. Know that you deserved it and you had it coming from them. Act as though it is expected when people help, do favors and give things to you. Set boundaries and limitations on what you will tolerate from others.
  1. Confidence: This is simply freedom from self-doubt, and having strong beliefs in your own actions, words and abilities. Don’t over-analyze this.
  1. Be supportive of `lesser’ males. Aggression is never a good idea. Use praise instead. Make sure your friends are safe and they see you ensuring their safety.
  1. Smile less often. It doesn’t make you rude, just discerning. People should earn your smiles and laughs. Give them as rewards when people win you over.
  1. Don’t EVER act apologetic. Don’t use excuses or feel the need to explain your actions….EVER!
I bet.
  1. Time with you is valuable and rare…you are busy and focused on yourself.
  1. Frame equals mood + beliefs about the current situation. Don’t get sucked into anyone’s mood. Pull them into yours, forcefully. Be the pillar of strength that is unmovable. Why do you think strippers like those poles so much?
  1. If you don’t define the meaning of the interaction, the other person will do it for you.
  1. Remain silent every once in a while after someone finishes talking. Look at them and wait…they will keep talking to make you happy.
  1. Speak slowly. You will NOT loose the group’s attention.
  2. Every once in a while, choose a time for you when you will be closed off for the day. Just stand in quiet confidence and be as silent as possible. People will try to get you to talk and wonder what’s up.
  1. Don’t ever laugh at your own jokes. This kills!
  2. Make statements whenever possible. People should have to earn your questions.
  1. Don’t look around at other people trying to get energy or attention from them. Your energy is within you. Be in your own universe, you can have a welcome mat, but others should still be a guest.
  1. Hold everyone’s attention. If they look away or get distracted, be the first to walk away, get even more distracted or become immediately busy.
  1. ELIMINATE the fear of being the one to break a group’s state by taking the lead and beginning or ending something first so that others will follow.
  1. Make yourself COMFORTABLE. Don’t be uncomfortable when speaking to others or groups. Face the direction you feel like facing.
  1. Make strong eye contact. You don’t have to have a serious face on when you do this. That’s stupid. Smirk a tiny bit like you know more than they do.
  1. Don’t try to make people like you…make then think you are from the future.
  1. At the first sign of people’s indecision, be the FIRST to speak up and take action.
  1. Don’t wait to take control. Seize the opportunity.
  2. Out alpha the AMOGS by shoulder taps, friendly elbows, compliments and putting social pressure on him. Social pressure is only using a psychological spotlight.
  1. When a competing male tries to challenge you or take control of the group, ignore him, don’t make eye contact, keep your body posture.

(Shoulders back and relaxed, head back, smile a little.) Comment when he’s finished.

  1. Be comfortable having complete control of the group. It is a responsibility you must take on. Don’t be afraid that you will screw things up.
  1. With men: Start qualifying immediately. As soon as you get them to qualify, compliment them on something and start telling a story before they can respond.
  1. Being in control is simple: It is only about believing fully in what you are doing. Believe that you have the best plan of action and no one could possibly do better.
  1. If someone says something you don’t like, SMILE, roll your eyes a little and give them a look as if they were a cute little kid.
  1. You must be the one who expends the least amount of nervous energy. You will then be in control. Let others get nervous; wondering if they are impressing you or not.
  1. Be talkative: Say whatever is on your mind and don’t worry about the consequences. Just be a talkative person.
  1. Don’t be afraid to make others feel bad. If you feel you need to say something, say it. Don’t ever try to camouflage your intent. Be honest and direct. This will earn you all kinds of respect points.
  1. Resist the need to share the intensity of emotions you’re feeling.
  2. Touch people when you talk to them. Know that it’s okay to do.
  3. Don’t pause too long when someone asks you a question. This indicates your deep thinking about the question and your need to give them the best possible answer…stop dong this!
  1. Steeple your hands when you speak if you feel like you are getting a little nervous. This shows LOTS of confidence and is a leader indicator.
  1. Don’t walk too fast. This is another behavior that is used to break your own frame. Slow down and relax. Know you are the MAN.
  1. Straighten your spine, tilt your pelvis forward, relax and spread out. Take up space…it’s YOURS!!
  1. Don’t always respond when someone calls your name. When you do respond, turn your head to them slowly.
  1. Keep it short and to the point. Don’t go into some elaborate and boring story. (I know you love it, but it’s boring)
  1. When you ask advice from other people, let them have the spotlight. Don’t be afraid to let someone else stand in the spotlight for a while. Compliment them when they do.
  1. Never stop someone from performing acts of generosity towards you, or be too thankful when they do.
  1. Be dominant and in control. If you don’t like the conversation…walk away. Start talking to someone else in the middle of the conversation if you feel like it. You are the alpha and you are in charge. Regardless of income, rank etc…you are the leader.
  1. Don’t ever brag about yourself. Not bragging builds mystery. Let them discover things on their own.
  1. Don’t EVER put yourself down! Alpha males do not do this unless it is an OBVIOUS joke! It’s okay to make a joke to convey the opposite of what you are saying in the joke.
  1. Don’t ever put others down or talk badly about someone else!!!

This is key. When you put others down, it reveals your own insecurities. If they are no threat, don’t act like they are. Women will take up sides with anyone you decide to put down.

  1. Live a life of DISCIPLINE AND FUN: The two secret ingredients in the alpha male’s life.
  1. If you treat people like they are cooler than you are, you are a beta-male.
  1. If you `put up’ with disrespectful behavior, you are a beta-male.
  2. Use clean language unless you really have to curse. Profanity is just like verbal violence: The people who use it are usually totally insecure and frightened by their lack of dominance.
  1. Use violence as a LAST resort. The pack leader of any pack is not a bully

The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon

I. Never say ‘I Love You’ first

Women want to feel like they have to overcome obstacles to win a man’s heart. They crave the challenge of capturing the interest of a man who has other women competing for his attention, and eventually prevailing over his grudging reluctance to award his committed exclusivity. The man who gives his emotional world away too easily robs women of the satisfaction of earning his love. Though you may be in love with her, don’t say it before she has said it. Show compassionate restraint for her need to struggle toward yin fulfillment. Inspire her to take the leap for you, and she’ll return the favor a thousandfold.

II. Make her jealous

Flirt with other women in front of her. Do not dissuade other women from flirting with you. Women will never admit this but jealousy excites them. The thought of you turning on another woman will arouse her sexually. No girl wants a man that no other woman wants. The partner who harnesses the gale storm of jealousy controls the direction of the relationship.

III. You shall make your mission, not your woman, your priority

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